Every year, I grow tomatoes and "can"(jar?) the ones I don't eat right away. This year, I have noticed many really odd shaped...contorted...tomatoes. One tomato was in the shape of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (please, no pilgrimages by FSM worshippers). And some of the other tomatoes puts the illustrated manual of Kama Sutra to shame. No miracles...only Fukashima. At least that's what I call them...Fukashima Tomatoes. They still taste a lot better than those perfectly shaped and pest resistant cardboard tasting tomatoes from the grocery store. Of course, now, if I look into a mirror, naked, in the dark...I can see the glowing outline of all my internal organs. Neat, I will never have to get x-rays again.
Incidentally, I read that the biggest reason why those store bought tomatoes look perfect but taste like cardboard is because they have been genetically altered. They managed to grow a perfect tomato except for the most important thing...the taste....oh yeah, and the reduction of lycopene which is a very important nutrient which also gives the tomatos their red color...which is lacking in the genetically altered tomato ..so they have to artificially color them red. Speaking of axis (axes)...off with their heads. Alice in Wonderland...Alice painted the white roses red.