Maybe this is more of a disguised military bailout. It may have worked before, but at a terrible price: someone else's.
Titanic Parrellel of such Appropriated Response
Are you kidding me?! You're mad because people take fruit off of a tree that happens to be on your property? WHAT?! You seriously believe that you can claim this tree's servitude with money?! IT'S ALIVE! It produces fruit all on her own! She obviously wants to share all of her bounty with EVERYONE! Don't you know that's how she raises a family!? She just wants children! Baby trees sprouting as far as the eye can see!! I don't know about YOU, but it sounds pretty good to ME!
Who could've sold YOU - HER right to do so. How dare you claim a living creature as slave property and justify it with dirty cash? You don't deserve this generous soul's dead leaves, not even for a TRILLION dollars! Oh Trust ME! She would be more than happy to just walk away to be shade and hooray'ed somewhere far away from here if she could! HAVE A NICE DAY, MASA! Unless, of course, your day doesn't obey your commands appropriately.