All Hail President Perry!

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harry ashburn
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OMG: Its coming true. Texas Gov. Rick Perry shoots and kills a coyote menacing his dog. He's eventually running for the White House. Never mind those nasty "second gunman" rumors. A legend is born!  The legend of Pecos Bill now starring Rick "Governor Goodhair" Perry!

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/04/27/us/AP-US-Governor-Shoots-Coyote.html?_r=1&ref=news

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harry ashburn
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Doesnt this sound too good to

Doesnt this sound too good to be true? He "charged" the coyote and shot it with a laser-sight pistol. While running.  Maybe he IS our savior. 

harry ashburn
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You read it here first!  Look

You read it here first!  Look for Rick (Governor Goodhair) Perry, Texas Governor on "Dancing With The Stars" next season!.

DRC
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I think he needs to go on a

I think he needs to go on a Siberian Tiger hunt with Putin.

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harry ashburn wrote: Doesnt

harry ashburn wrote:

Doesnt this sound too good to be true? He "charged" the coyote and shot it with a laser-sight pistol. While running.  Maybe he IS our savior. 

Sounds a little farfetched to me.  If you "charge" a coyote, he will run away.  Really fast. Presents the smallest profile while moving at maximum speed.  So this guy shoots a small moving target while on the move himself.  Some tactical shooters practice for years without really mastering that kind of technique.  And we are to believe a man whose livelihood exists in participating in politics pretty much 24/7 can regularly pull that shot off?  I for one doubt it.  Even with a laser sight  (that dot's going to be jumping all over the place if you're running anyway)  Hey, Slabmaster, what do you think?

harry ashburn
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I keep hearing rumors of a

I keep hearing rumors of a 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll...