re: thurs show: does staring at large breasts cause men to live longer?

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I say yes. Until our eyes give out.

Booger Luntz, age 96, Croaker, AK.

harry ashburn
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i was very excited about this "study" until a female friend of mine sent me this link:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

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billashby
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Damn that snopes.com!

Thank goodness the study that claims ingesting semen helps women lose weight still holds up.

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BadLiberal
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re: #2: Now, that's hard to swallow!

harry ashburn
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re #2: having an orgasm from 80 yards away: hasn't everyone?

sometimes it's been at least 80 yards to the cheerleader line...

harry ashburn
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Okay, boys, swallow this from an actual study: "Men spent more time, and had a higher probability of, looking at female faces. NC Women had more first looks towards, spent more time, and had a higher probability of, looking at genitals." http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6WGC-4N1T1VJ-2...

Zenzoe
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How does one not look at large breasts?

Isn't that why the inflated breast industry generates Billions in sales? Implants, pushup bras, etc....

I prefer to go with the flow and accept God's gift to men's eyeballs.

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Well, looking at breasts may not make you live longer, it sure as hell makes the time you spend here more pleasant.

Word of advice, though.. Staring at a woman's breasts while said woman is talking to you may decrease your life expectancy.

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Quote BadLiberal:

Well, looking at breasts may not make you live longer, it sure as hell makes the time you spend here more pleasant.

Word of advice, though.. Staring at a woman's breasts while said woman is talking to you may decrease your life expectancy.

My sis back when we were teens used to complain about exactly that.

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