re: thurs show: does staring at large breasts cause men to live longer?

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I say yes. Until our eyes give out.

Booger Luntz, age 96, Croaker, AK.

harry ashburn
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i was very excited about this "study" until a female friend of mine sent me this link:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

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billashby
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Damn that snopes.com!

Thank goodness the study that claims ingesting semen helps women lose weight still holds up.

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BadLiberal
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re: #2: Now, that's hard to swallow!

harry ashburn
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re #2: having an orgasm from 80 yards away: hasn't everyone?

sometimes it's been at least 80 yards to the cheerleader line...

harry ashburn
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Okay, boys, swallow this from an actual study: "Men spent more time, and had a higher probability of, looking at female faces. NC Women had more first looks towards, spent more time, and had a higher probability of, looking at genitals." http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6WGC-4N1T1VJ-2...

Zenzoe
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How does one not look at large breasts?

Isn't that why the inflated breast industry generates Billions in sales? Implants, pushup bras, etc....

I prefer to go with the flow and accept God's gift to men's eyeballs.

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Well, looking at breasts may not make you live longer, it sure as hell makes the time you spend here more pleasant.

Word of advice, though.. Staring at a woman's breasts while said woman is talking to you may decrease your life expectancy.

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Quote BadLiberal:

Well, looking at breasts may not make you live longer, it sure as hell makes the time you spend here more pleasant.

Word of advice, though.. Staring at a woman's breasts while said woman is talking to you may decrease your life expectancy.

My sis back when we were teens used to complain about exactly that.

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The other way we're subsidizing Walmart...

Most of us know how taxpayers subsidize Walmart's low wages with billions of dollars in Medicaid, food stamps, and other financial assistance for workers. But, did you know that we're also subsidizing the retail giant by paying the cost of their environmental destruction.

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