BUSH JOKE

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Bush Joke: A woman goes in for a bikini wax...... just kidding!

First time George W. Bush comes to Texas, he's to meet a friend at the friend's ranch, and the friend is giving George directions to the ranch. The guy says "...and turn left when you reach the cattle guard". George responds: "And what color would that cattle guard's uniform be?"

harry ashburn
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Ok, so George Bush walks into a bar with a pit bull, and the bartender says, "Hey, you can't come in here with that," and the pit bull says, "Come on, give me a break: if I leave him in the car he'll pee all over the upholstery."

And there's another joke about Bush, but it's so off-color that I can only give you the punch line: "Baaa."

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harry ashburn
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did the joke have something to do with Bush's first date?

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