If you run naked around a tree at a speed of 185,999 miles a second, there is a distinct possibility of porking yourself. Or, you can vote republican to obtain the exact same effect.
This was sent to me in a e-mail and I found it interesting enough to pass it along. I'm sure the regressive trolls around here won't like it but who really cares?
I enjoy a funny as much as everyone else does especially when it's about a certain group of people I have no use for..
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