Did Albert Einstein really say this?

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Sprinklerfitter
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If you run naked around a tree at a speed of 185,999 miles a second, there is a distinct possibility of porking yourself. Or, you can vote republican to obtain the exact same effect.

This was sent to me in a e-mail and I found it interesting enough to pass it along. I'm sure the regressive trolls around here won't like it but who really cares?

I enjoy a funny as much as everyone else does especially when it's about a certain group of people I have no use for..

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Capital.0
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No he did not.   That is ok. 

No he did not.   That is ok.  I like the How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb jokes. 

chilidog
I like how many conservatives

I like how many conservatives does it take to screw in a men's airport restroom jokes.

Pierpont
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Capital.0 wrote: No he did

Capital.0 wrote:

No he did not. That is ok. I like the How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb jokes.

We're too evolved to bother anymore. We encourage alternative lighting that rarely needs replacement. We leave the dumb lightbulb screwing to you Neanderthals.