Once again, a mob screams out in support of its cruci-fictions.

Instead of President Obama, who has worked against all odds for the good of everyone in what used to be the United States of America, they want a well known tax criminal, Mitt Romney.

This time, the story ends differently.

This time, it's Pharaoh's turn to walk.


And the Pharaohs walked toward the sea

which parted, incidentally

and thinking it was safe to pass

they lifted Romney by the ass

and walked like Gods between the floods


anonymous green 3 years 9 weeks ago

With Gold and Diamonds in their mouths

To hide them from each others eyes

Right here, where now calm waters rise

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