If people show up on 911 with a thousand fire extinguishers it could demonstrate an important symbol. And it would be fun to hit that terd in the face with a bast of extinguisher dust.
Donald Trump is the Republican nominee, Prince may have had a drug problem, and a record breaking 88,000 people have been evacuated from Fort McMurray. If you've turned on a corporate 24-hour news network in the last couple of days, those are three things that you have definitely heard about.
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