I was at the bar with Jesus and Satan. We were celebrating my birthday. 5/7/62, maybe some will notice that #.
"Jesus, I think I'm losin my FAITH"

Milk shot out of Satans nose.
"I pray but I don't get any answers-I try to......
Dan-Dan- I hate to admit this- The Rebublicans are right- My old man doesn't pay any taxes, then he has this FAITH BASED scam and gets GUVMENT checks, then he has a bunch a suckers who worship him and will give him their last dime-AND IT IS ALL LEGAL!
Jesus-Dan, I am ashamed to admit this, my father sits on the couch all day-smokin bongs,drinkin beer,watchin porn, and buyin crap off THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK.
He don't listen or aswer Prayers. Why bother.
I was stunned.
"Well Jesus, I got problems with my dad t..,,,,
More milk shot out of Satans nose.
Hellooooo! Cry me a river. You little girls wanta compare DADDY ISSUES?
The Prince of Darkness had a point.
"Bartender-take away this Bovine bodily fluid and bring 3 shots of Mescal for me and my compadres.
I love these guys and they love me. The stories I can tell-stay tuned


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Robindell 3 years 20 weeks ago

Right-wing reactionaries who only love the richest of people who deregulate banks which are "too big to fail" are the ones who encourage laziness, on the part of those traders who lose $2 billion.

dankir 3 years 20 weeks ago

My Bud Lucy said whats that got to do with the price of tea in China.

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