Support The Only Candidate Ready to Serve and Unite America: Nobody
Nobody For President in 2012 is an echo from the past, a gift from the irrepressible Wavy Gravy, pioneer hippie, Saint Misbehavin' and Official Clown of the Grateful Dead.

If Wavy thought the choices were lame when he first came up with Nobody for President in 1976, Gerald Ford vs Jimmy Carter for President, you can imagine what he thinks about the cannibal goofs hitting the trails already, only a year before anyone can get elected. continued...

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Nobody keeps all campaign promises. Nobody cares for the poor! Nobody has improved the educational systems! Nobody has made neighborhoods safer! Nobody tells the truth! Nobody's got my vote.

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What Exactly Are The Qualifications For Being President?
This is the candidate Americans would most like to see in office–Nobody:

* An absent-minded, clumsy, whiny, oversexed, draft-dodging, conservative socialist cowboy with large teeth, good hair, and five o’clock shadow. A former aviator and submariner with no military experience; a Rhodes scholar and football playing community organizer who once acted for peanuts and never worked in the private sector. He is an upper class good old boy from the West Coast of Indonesia who grew up poor except for a silver spoon in his mouth. He is a secular, God-fearing, chain-smoking, happily married ex-drinker with an eye for the ladies and lust in his heart. He believes in free enterprise, wage and price controls, and redistribution of wealth.

Nobody is perfect! Nobody speaks for You! Nobody will tell the truth! Nobody keeps his promises! Nobody will stop the spending! Nobody will protect and preserve the Constitution of the United States!

Nobody deserves your support, and Nobody will thank you for it.

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Alberto Ceras 3 years 24 weeks ago

The candidate for the masses.

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express 3 years 24 weeks ago

I love it! Nobody's the frontrunner. I'd vote for nobody even if nobody ran.

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