New Superhero Discovered with Strange Powers

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Halt Citizen, 
I am the mighty RETROACTIVEMAN.
If you attempt to hold me to my past comments and actions--I will retroactively alter history.
If you continue--I will make sure your mother and father never slept together.
For I have Dominion over Time! 

New Superhero Discovered with Strange Powers

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leighmf
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I wish my mother and father

I wish my mother and father had never met.

overturn
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enemaofthestate wrote: Halt

enemaofthestate wrote:

Halt Citizen, 
I am the mighty RETROACTIVEMAN.
If you attempt to hold me to my past comments and actions--I will retroactively alter history.
If you continue--I will make sure your mother and father never slept together.
For I have Dominion over Time! 

http://www.thomhartmann.com/users/what-now-toons/blog/2012/07/mitts-hidden-tax-returns-new-what-now-cartoon

Alberto Ceras
Yes, leighmf, I second your

Yes, leighmf, I second your comment. You may recall that I have tried to get members of the TH Community to think seriously about procreation, what it means to selfishly bring another person into this "vale of tears" without that person's knowledge or consent. Useless, wasted effort on my part I'm afraid. And so we go on without thought or care, procreating and killing, waiting for the next war (Iran next on the agenda?). And here's that carmine shod fool in his gilded Roman palace, opposed to the pill or any other contraceptive measure.