Herman Cain wears the greatest color combinations. He is not only snazzy, but hilarious! One thing we can use is dashing tailoring and humor in the Whitehouse.
Maybe we should stop calling it "The Whitehouse" anyway with all its off-color history- wasn't that just a slap in the face to the red man and the black man to begin with? Whitehouse, Whitehall, White Castle Burgers. It's all the same intent.
Since a Constitutional scholar, someone formally trained for a U.S. Presidency, has not been able to harness the antics of his adversaries, why not try a former President of the National Restaurant Association? Restaurant is a tough business and the big bosses are guys who make mincemeat out of beaners and boners, guys who eat graham crackers chopped up in milk for breakfast. They work endlessly- nights and holidays. It is impossible for them to ever stop thinking about their work.
I look forward to debates between President Obama and Herman Cain. I'll laugh so much, my sides will ache, my heart will go pitty-pat- Isn't that better than spending one's time assessing which guy will actually do what he says, only to be let down worse than a Miami Dolphins fan?
I'd rather be entertained than mentally tortured by my Whitehouse.
See the pre-quel, White Men In Yellow Ties