I Believe in God by leighmf, on the hilarity of discussing religion and politics
I believe in God
lest the earth become too odd.
His corp holds my train of thought-
buy preferred stock, yes you ought.
God doesn't make a mess of things,
just arthropods with special stings.
You can't explain it anywise
from scorpions to biting flies-
They say the bedbugs in New York
are big enough for knife and fork.
What about this crazy weather?
Tyrants, insects rise together.
I am here because of God,
else I'd lay beneath the sod.
Plentiful each day I'd grieve
iffin God I di'n't believe.