Q: How Many Republicans does it take to Screw in a Light bulb?

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A:  It depends.  How much money you got?

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Laborisgood
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With a fixed budget devoted

With a fixed budget devoted solely to light bulb installation (profit excluded), Republicans will get way more light bulbs installed than Democrats due to the low wages they would insist upon as opposed to the living wage Democrats require.

However, if profits were dependent upon the budget, you would get far less bulbs installed per dollar spent.

Furthermore, if there was no profit to be had, Republicans would get no bulbs installed.

 

leighmf
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Q. How many Republicans does

Q. How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. It only takes two if they can figure out how to get inside and the light bulb is big enough to hold them.

Zenzoe
leighmf wrote: Q. How many

leighmf wrote:

Q. How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. It only takes two if they can figure out how to get inside and the light bulb is big enough to hold them.

LOL!  Good one, leighmf.

The others are good one's too...  I like this.

Natural Lefty
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It may take two Republicans

It may take two Republicans to screw in a light bulb, but it only takes one to screw the entire nation, if he is President.