Since you put a period at the end of it, I will say that is one of the most poorly constructed sentences I have read in some time.
I would suggest, "The Telecommunications Act cashes in on having Chelsea Clinton deregulated with father for the horse-toothed media payback of 1996."
I hope people don't blame me for things my father did.
Also, I hardly leave my house anymore because I've had orthodontic relapse and I am trying to save up for braces.
I hope you don't see me anywhere.