Obama, Immelt and Tom Barrett race to Secret Service Agents’ defense saying “$60 bucks?!? it was just a couple of hand jobs! Next thing you’re going to want is full benefits!! Look, I’ll give you the right to collective bargain but Hooker’s in the Private sector don’t even earn that!! And besides we have a policy of fiscal Austerity in the United States!”

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In other news, Hillary Rodham Clinton was said to earn a "solid B" for her impersonation of Boris Yeltsin.

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When Eric Holder eventually steps down as Attorney General, he will leave behind a complicated legacy, some of it tragic, like his decision not to prosecute Wall Street after the financial crisis, and his all-out war on whistleblowers like Edward Snowden.