.... by investing as little as $100,000 today, that’s less than the cost of the two Caddys Mittens purchased for his wife, you can reap tens of millions of dollars in stock dividends starting in 2013.

Construction in China has already begun on a 200 million dollar, high tech, guillotine factory for the Joseph-Ignace Guillotine Company of Versailles, France.

Right after the 2012 election results are confirmed President Barak Obama will issue an executive order requiring every county or parish in America to purchase two guillotines, one large for the adults and a smaller one for children and infants. As soon as the guillotines are delivered the slaughter of all Christians, republicans, Mormons, conservatives and Donald Trump will commence in earnest.

Buy your stock now and ride this uber-Capitalist bucking bronco for all it’s worth.

Have a wonderful life

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