I was able to use my time machine and go to Feb 2013 to witness the beginning of the Romney presidency.
Romney praised the republican governors for their efforts combatting voter fraud. He singled out PA for special kudos where Romney won 1,255,847 votes to 612. Romney said he would check into complaints from urban Philadelphia where there were reports of 9 hour lines in the rain. He asked for there to be more than 1 voting machine for every 500K people. He congratulated the Halliburton armed security team at each of the polls for their efforts at preventing voter fraud. YouTube went viral with the video of the patriot Halliburton guard standing over the body of 78 year old Myra Otmer who had tried to vote without photo ID. A Halliburton spokesman said the company was pleased at the success of their anti voter fraud efforts.
Romney announced his program to create 1M jobs by lowering the minimum wage to $3/hr. The administration will send out lists of church shelters. Romney also announced the formation of ConAgra and ADM food distribution centers. Hungry people can get free food there if they participate in Monsanto GMO food trials.
Romney also announced the formation of the Poverty Study Group. They will gather information from Africa and India to show the Americans who complain about living in poverty that they should be grateful for what they have. There will also be a Anti-Poverty Commission that will study the outsourcing of American poor and the insourcing of lower caste Indians and Somalians who would prefer to live in American Poverty.
I will keep you posted on further visits to the future.