I kind of identify with Forrest Gump, a dumbass that has good fortune bestowed upon him.
I really don't mind if you call me Forrest
I think it's better than be called a florist
I don't know why but at the end of the day
It's probably because it sounds so gay
Even that's ok at long as I'm not a whoreist*
*not a lot of rhymes for Forrest, but Neologology or neologistics *(both the study of neologisms) offers salvation or at least respite.
Whoreist is one which specializes in whores
Chorist is a chorus member's understudy
Goreist is an environmentalist
Norist is a negative alternativist (I say 'or' you say 'nor')
Sorest is the partner after a trist that has the last word
Torist is an American that can't understand french 'ou' pronunciation
Warist is any GOP memer
Yorist is one obsessed with yore or the past
They all rhyme with Forrest (my saint)