I'd have offered him a fennel to direct the leek to a buttercup.
Why stwo, that's downright poetic! (btw, your moniker always makes me think of Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles: "It's twoo, it's twoo..."— It's stwo, it's stwo...ha ha ha)
"The map is not the territory."
I'd like it if you were to elaborate on that one. In the meantime, I like what it means to me.