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There is a townhall planned. What would you aske him?

What do you think about your party's orchestrating the genocide in Chili in order to install Pinochet?

That's my question.

Trump: I was not a registered republican at that time, but nobody is against genocide as much as me

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Will your job creation skill be the same as trump university?

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Is your daughter going to be staying in the Lincoln bedroom?

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Will you be offering up stays in the white house on trump corp website to help your personal fiscal issues?

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Will you be putting a giant gilded trump where carter had the solar panels?

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Will your first act as president be carving your face on mt rushmore with all the cash you allocate for your wall?

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Do freakishly small hands mess with perception during puberty and cause massive huge egos? Narcist illusions of greatness? Cause anything looks huge when you holding it with such tiny tiny hands! Lmao

Seriously howi is this thread not on fire! This should become the best trump jokes thread of all time people!

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Do freakishly small hands mess with perception during puberty and cause massive huge egos? Narcist illusions of greatness? Cause anything looks huge when you holding it with such tiny tiny hands! Lmao

Seriously howi is this thread not on fire! This should become the best trump jokes thread of all time people!

All of yours were great. There is an old image of a Trump WH and it had the big logo in gold. Imagine what new products come from a WH inspired design. Or White House Approved Trump Wine. "I serve only Trump bottled water, and the staff are healthier than ever now. Trump Cheese Snacks are really popular, too. I've had 1000s of requests for me to make my WH Cheese Snacks available to the public".

Q: Where on the new 20 is your image going to be and will you be behind Harriet Tubman or on top of her?

T: We're looking in to that, and a ghost image that you only see when you hold it up to the light. I have a new Trump Debit Card, too. You collect points redeemable on Trump properties worldwide and it only costs a dollar per transaction".

Q: Do you mean we will only see Trump if we hold him up to the light? I mean the Trump 20. What about Harriot Tubman?

T: Black people love me, I even have a black cook at the WH. We're looking at 20s with no Tubman on it for the south, those will get Trump image only.

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Hilarious, guys.

I don't have responses to the following. It's a work in progress:

Q: S&A Concrete, at the time owned by “Fat” Tony Salerno, head of the Genovese crime family, and Paul “Big Paul” Castellano, head of the Gambinos, another well-known crime family, built Trump Towers. How many corpses lay entombed within the walls and foundation of that building?

Q: How do you get your hair to do that?

Q: Does the cover-up that is your hair represent the style of your prospective Presidency?

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Mr. Trump will your company give lady liberty herself a boob job cause she clearly not a trump ten until this occurs!

Trump answer! Great question her boobs will be so big we will have to construct an obelisk between them for suport! This will show the world or greatness! Her rack size will be a symbol of how large our freedom are! It will be so great and classy and amazing! It will be the biggest, the greatest, the most amazing rack ever in the history of the world! She will be an inspiration to little girls the world over what matters most, huge freedom and greatness of course! The obelisk will be the trump monument will be twice as wide and tall as the one in Washington to show how great I am! I am like Washington squared, see i know math thats how good my brain is! Its size will demonstrate how huge our freedom's are in this country! It will be made from Orange sand stone from the grand canyon itself! Take from the site of my new casino and resort and golf course! It will be fabulous, amazing, and bring in so much more tourism than the crummy one the french designed! The Construction cost to trump industry will be payed back in weeks from all the tourists!

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Trump would be on the thosand dollar bill he would discontinue the one or five dollar bills cause he clearly is a better president! He would declare you cant call it a grand it must only be called a great! Thus like my new car costed 30 greats higher prices can have better market appeal with rebranding and his beautiful face on the highest used bill! It will also detract from hyper inflation under him! Though he might put his image ontop of ivanka on his new one great bill! Or have her pose naked goddes venus style cause that would class it up even more and make that the new seal of the united states!

Heck no he wouldn't do a debt card he would declare all credit cards are trump cards and thus get branding fees from ever credit card company and some kind of royalty everytime they are used!

I think your very optimistic on trump presidency he going to fleece this country like no other! D.C. finally will be classed up like vegas! And will symbolism of money and people gambling with our futures! There will be trump slots at the foot of Lincoln! Trump tower opposite the Washington monument!

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case in point this thread

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Will we change out the first lady like i assume we will do with the vp if you run in 2020

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will you have a fried chicken Fridays at trump towers because your down with the blacks?

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will you declare an orange history month of January to trump black history month?

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Will you declare the office of President be officially changed to Trump and get branding fee from it?

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Will we have legal gambling in all 50 states along with open carry? Thus make back to the future prophetic movie!!

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will your new national healthcare plan only provide women with free tit jobs?

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Do large handed Americans face any threat of deportation after your done with the brown ones???

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will every national park get a trump resort built to both put americans back to work and class up the parks?

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is the trump wall actually just going to be string of trump hotels along hwy 70 and 80??

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will bring back jobs from china be the name of your American mail order bride service???

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Will you be launching your make america thin again agenda! which you wisk over weight americans to a south pasific paradise!! Where they will work in wonder full groups on arts and crafts, sewing, soldiering, carpentry and much much more!!! Trump clothing, electronic, and beyound will provide this service for only 50 dollars a day all the while providing free bunking with friends and a bowl of rice a day! you will sweat away the lbs in these wonderful work shops!!!

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You want a wall up to keep children fleeing drug gang inscription, but VP nominee ran a Christian Mission in Honduras to help the people where they live, something missionaries are known to do because they really care about the lesser among us.

Q: Which actions embody Christianity more ? A wall denying refuge to children or a missionary on site, at personal risk, seeking to make such a journey unnecessary.

A: "We're looking into that. We're gonna put Catholic confessional booths every 10 miles in our wall*. Those denied can ask forgiveness immediately, on site, at the wall. Nobody does on site Christianity better than Donald J Trump".

*"Our booths will have American priests on the American side offering confession to the refugees. We have an amazing amount of clergy interested in this. They know Latin but we think they can cram study and learn remedial Spanish."

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In 2024 will it be Ivanca or Donald Jr. that runs for president to replace you?

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