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Saturday, January 30, 2016

Attention: Senator BERNIE SANDERS, Thom HARTMANN, and America:

Here is an eloquent suggestion for a Tell-A-Vision COMMERCIAL for your campaign for U.S. President:

[It is worth $100,000 to $100 Billion dollars. Quess how much! (But, free for thee!)]

We need to get a lot more Progressive Republicans to vote Democratic in 2016. Your Revolution, like FDR's, must provide a landslide that wins both the House and the Senate -- so you can get your great Bills passed, like FDR got his Bills passed.]

30 SECONDS TO 120 SECONDS:

GET AN ACTOR, LIKE ME, WHO LOOKS LIKE THE PROGRESSIVE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT TEDDY ROOSEVELT, [REMEMBER THE HOLLYWOOD COMEDIAN ROBIN WILLIAMS PLAYING TR IN "NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: SECRET OF THE TOMB (2014) MOVIE? HE WORE TR'S COSTUME, HIS (MARK TWAIN) MUSTACHE, HIS (HIGH JFK-LIKE) VOICE,
TR’S ROUGH-RIDER (FLAT ON RIGHT SIDE) HAT, HIS CIRCULAR EYE GLASSES, HIS (TR”S) RABID ARM GESTURES, ETC.

SETTING: TR STANDING IN FRONT OF A MAP FOCUSED ON THE COUNTRIES OF COLUMBIA, PANAMA, COSTA RICA, NICARAGUA, HONDURAS, EL SALVADORE, GUATAMALA, AND BELIZE.

WHITE FOG WAFTS UP TWO FEET ABOVE THE GROUND. TR IS WEARING A WHITE ROBE. OTHER RESURRECTED HUMANS IN WHITE ROBES MINGLE IN THE BACKGROUND.

V.O. (VOICE OVER)

“AND NOW, FROM THE PLANET HEAVEN LOCATED IN THE VICINITY OF THE HOUR-GLASS NEBULA, WE BRING YOU THE RESURRECTED ONE-TIME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ON PLANET EARTH --
THE HONORABLE AND GREAT PRESIDENT, TEDDY ROOSEVELT!

TR SPEAKS:

“GREETINGS FROM THE PLANET HEAVEN. MY NAME IS TEDDY ROOSEVELT. EVEN THOUGH THE PANAMA CANAL WAS FINISHED AFTER I LEFT OFFICE, I WAS STILL THE MAIN U.S. PRESIDENT WHO CAUSED IT TO BE BUILT. YES, I CONFESS THAT I TOLD THE LEADERS OF THE COUNTIES SURROUNDING THE FUTURE CANAL, THAT IF THEY WOULD REVOLT AND SECEDE FROM THE COUNTRY OF COLUMBIA, AND CREATE THEIR OWN COUNTRY, CALLED "PANAMA", I WOULD SEND MY OMNIPOTENT AND FEARSOME U.S. NAVY TO FLOAT OFF THE ATLANTIC AND PACIFIC COASTS OF PANAMA, AS SUBLIMINAL MILITARY SUPPORT TO BLUFF COLUMBIA NOT TO TRY TO GET THAT TERRITORY BACK! AND MY BLUFF WORKED. COLUMBIA BLINKED, AND THEY’VE BEEN P________D EVER SINCE!

NOW HEAR THIS, PEOPLE OF AMERICA: G.O.D. (THE GREAT OPEN DEMOCRACY) HAS INFORMED ME THAT IT IS THE WILL OF G.O.D. THAT THE LONGITUDE AND LATITUDE THAT SURROUNDS THE PRESENT PANAMA CANAL AREA SHOULD AND WILL BECOME THE 51ST STATE OF THE UNITED STATES. THE U.S. WILL PEACEFULLY PURCHASE THE AREA LIKE WHEN THE U.S. PURCHASED THE STATE OF ALASKA IN 1867, ANNEXED HAWAII IN 1898, AND PURCHASED THE TERRITORY OF LOUISIANA FROM NAPOLEON IN 1803.

ALSO, THE LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE THAT PRESENTLY SURROUNDS LAKE NICARAGUA ETC., AND WHICH WILL CONTRIBUTE TO THE FUTURE MUCH WIDER CHINESE-BUILT NICARAGUA CANAL, SHOULD AND WILL BECOME THE 52ND STATE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

FURTHERMORE, I HEREWITH PUBLICALLY PROCLAIM MY ENDORSEMENT OF SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS OF VERMONT AS THE FUTURE WINNER OF THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES IN IOWA AND NEW HAMPSHIRE, ETC. IN 2016, AND, AS THE FUTURE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

I HEREWITH EMPHATICALLY ENCOURAGE ALL WITHIN THE SOUND OF MY VOICE &/OR THIS WRITTEN REVELATION, TO HELP BERNIE GET SOULS TO THE POLLS ON ELECTION DAY THIS NEXT NOVEMBER 1.

THIS IS PRESIDENT TEDDY ROOSEVELT AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.”

BERNIE APPEARS STANDING NEXT TO TR, THEY SHAKE HANDS, AND SANDERS TURNS, LOOKS AT THE CAMERA LENSE AND SAYS:

“MY NAME IS BERNIE SANDERS, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!

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Another TV spot could have former resurrected President Howard Taft endorsing Bernie! In fact, each of the top ten resurrected U.S. Presidents could each endorse Bernie during their own T.V. spot -- each played by the same, or different Hollywood actor!

Best wishes, Bernie! (Smile more and be much more careful.)

Gen. Arthur J. Earthmann, Prophet of G.O.D. (Great Open Democracy) Most Progressive Wing, etc.

My Website: ThePeaceForce.org

My Blog: c/o ThomHartmann.com/Member Blog

My P. O. Box 1223 Beverly Hills, CA 90213
My Land line: 310-581-8060

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