We All clearly know and understand there is NO such thing as man-made "climate change". Could all these bizarre weather anomalies this past week (Earthquakes in Italy, August hail in Colorado Springs, land fall hurricanes in Florida…) simply be the result of God’s menstrual (or Pre-Menstrual) activity..? Could this prove God is a woman?
I don't know how else to explain why our God would treat us this way unless she is some kind of flaky chick with some sort of bad PMS who has simply had it with mankind and our behavior around the world.
Does anyone know how to calculate God’s period so we can brace for the next storms?
Perhaps there is a law or treaty we could enact to regulate God’s menstrual flow?
We must deal with this weather issue somehow. There must be a way to bargain with or sacrifice something -- perhaps carbon? -- To appease our angered God.