Considering he's the ultimate a$$hole, in as much as bragging and boasting, constantly lying, and giving everyone else demeaning nicknames (think of any bully from your school past) I think he should be called Donnie Asshole (Also sounds like a Mafia nickname which goes with his leadership style and shady past)
I was going for a nickname that rhymed more and could be used without being censored, but your nickname for him is right on too.
How about Rump as a nickname? Rump Can't Hump, because he's Tweeting Twussy, the Pentagon's Wussy, the Fux News Pussy and Bannon's Tushy!
Would someone please write a derogatory song about Donnie Rump? What about a rock tune people could dance to? Should be an instant hit if it's done well.
What about a parody of the song "Lump" by the Presidents of the United States of America? I'll have ago at it and maybe post it on Rocky Mountain Mike's.
It's time to run bigger, better and harder on trade policies.
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