Political Ties by leighmf on the state of political fashions
In a land where fashionistas rule
with a giant media mogul tool,
this year I almost lost me eyes
on men in brainwashed political ties.
Increasingly drab, I truly feel,
is the new textile, LeGray moire steel,
from little dots to solid pink,
shows these men no longer think.
These ties, no doubt, some kind of caper,
look like gift bag tissue paper.
What say you, de la Renta, now?
They're just having a golden cow?
"Clothes make the man," it once was said.
"By their ties you'll know the living dead."
Don't be confused by words or gestures.
Judge the Man by his vestures.
When a man has no good fashion sense,
he's only out for recompense.
Now our decision's easy peasy.
It's the Tie that Counts, don't vote for sleazy!