A Dam Job by leighmf, on containment of the Colorado River
When times grew tough
we fried our Spam.
Government ordered up a Dam.
Aetna vowed, "We'll post the Bond-
though you'll need Big Bucks to respond."
And on all the Earth, Middle Earth, and Hell,
no one did- except Bechtel.
For those who still may not be certain,
Bechtel's the same as Halliburton.
If you look behind the curtain,
Halli Burton, rich Count de Bary,
dear Lincoln-Berry, I'm your "Carrie."
(Sissy Space-K , Kryder very
relative to Sister Katherine- nary).
I need a Dam Job, Flim and Flam,
Guy Owin' interested I am.
How long can Bad Bucks hold the River
Trustees of the Indian Giver?
Carver of the canyon's glory,
mightier than Spelling, Tory-
Who guaranteed the water flows?
Who Certain-teed your garden hose?
Slave drivers in the vein and nose,
associates of Pepsico's.