You have the right to remain silent (except when praising me).
You have the right to be ignorant.
You have the right to be duped and delusional.
You have the right to get cancer and opt out of insurance and medical treatment.
If you can’t afford health insurance, tough luck (you're on your own and so are your kids).
You have the right to consult a funeral home to dispose of your remains (if you can afford it).
All support you give me will be abused and used against you in the Oval Office.
Make American Great Again (for the rich and connected!)
Isn't it great to have all of these rights?