With apologies to John Philip Sousa, the official march of the Trump administration will be Bars and Stripes Forever.

Word is that other official designations are on the way, such as the national fish, the Convict Cichlid.

The official avian species is the Jail Bird.

The official Trump mammal will be the Sewer Rat (apologies to rats—the skunk was a close second).

I am entertaining other nominations for these important appointments.

Feel free to make your nominations. Still to be determined are:

Snake, Flower, Tree (the Pussy Willow and the Wife Beater Tree are contenders), Fruit, Beer, Toilet Bowl Cleaner, et cetera.

Use your creativity and a glossary can be constructed.


Bars and Stripes Forever: The Official Trump March is Designated


mariusm 50 weeks 3 hours ago


Can you please debunk Sarah Sanders' Story About Drinking To Explain Tax Reform?



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PhilfromOhio 49 weeks 6 days ago

Would you like some pretzels with Thom's answer?

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The Thom Hartmann Program - Aug 30th 2018

It seems it's all racism, all the time w/the GOP...Neo-Nazi robocall hits Iowa on Molly Tibbett’s murder: “KILL THEM ALL. ” Richard Wolff drops by about the National Debt. Is it a disaster or an OK thing? Also - Trump & The National Enquirer - Is the Economy Here To Serve Us Or Are We Here to Serve the economy?