Bars and Stripes Forever: The Official Trump March is Designated

With apologies to John Philip Sousa, the official march of the Trump administration will be Bars and Stripes Forever.

Word is that other official designations are on the way, such as the national fish, the Convict Cichlid.

The official avian species is the Jail Bird.

The official Trump mammal will be the Sewer Rat (apologies to rats—the skunk was a close second).

I am entertaining other nominations for these important appointments.

Feel free to make your nominations. Still to be determined are:

Snake, Flower, Tree (the Pussy Willow and the Wife Beater Tree are contenders), Fruit, Beer, Toilet Bowl Cleaner, et cetera.

Use your creativity and a glossary can be constructed.

William Barr’s shady track record of covering up the crimes of a Republican president

William Barr’s shady track record of covering up the crimes of a Republican president
Thom plus logo Bill Barr knows how to cover up the crimes of a Republican president. We know, because he’s done it before.