With apologies to John Philip Sousa, the official march of the Trump administration will be Bars and Stripes Forever.

Word is that other official designations are on the way, such as the national fish, the Convict Cichlid.

The official avian species is the Jail Bird.

The official Trump mammal will be the Sewer Rat (apologies to rats—the skunk was a close second).

I am entertaining other nominations for these important appointments.

Feel free to make your nominations. Still to be determined are:

Snake, Flower, Tree (the Pussy Willow and the Wife Beater Tree are contenders), Fruit, Beer, Toilet Bowl Cleaner, et cetera.

Use your creativity and a glossary can be constructed.

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Bars and Stripes Forever: The Official Trump March is Designated

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mariusm 36 weeks 5 days ago
#1

Thom,

Can you please debunk Sarah Sanders' Story About Drinking To Explain Tax Reform?

thanks,

Marius

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PhilfromOhio 36 weeks 4 days ago
#2

Would you like some pretzels with Thom's answer?

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