Congratulations Ms. Fiorina:
Not for running Hewlett-Packard into the ground and destroying families and careers by laying off 18,000 people at Hewlett-Packard.
Not for your $42 Million severance package for running said company into the ground.
Not for being a “Homewrecker” (you know what I'm talking about).
Not for being a shameless opportunist and, thusly, the most despicable of political prostitutes. But…
For making history by having the shortest life of a Vice-Presidential running mate in American history.