Dad gave Booby a gokart one christmas, and he and Jeffy shared it, but it was Bobby's. Well, Bobby did something to it and screwed up the carb royally, so it got parked. Jeffy had seen some videos on youtube about people hacking stuff, and he got the bright idea to take off the carb, and hook a scuba tank up to it, and, whadda ya know, it actually powered it.

Did I mention Dad was a stock trader? Oh yeah, he knew about pepsi and coke being good solid investments, along with dental insurance, so he knew a good investment when he saw one. He right away bought stock in Aire Liquide.

Then, Dad heard that in France they'd been using wind power to compress air since the 50's because compressed air is a fungible. Get it? Truffles are fungibles, and so is compressed air, both from France, how can you defeat my argument? You Can't, . Dad's no fool, so he quite understands why the Koch Brothels would like to keep this kind of information secret.

Imagine pulling into the air filling station in your car that cost the third of a tesla, and performs on a par with it. This, my fine feathered friend, is, wait for it... the future.

Oh, did I mention that compresed air functions as a battery, in which case wind or solar turned their power into compressed air, thus eliminating nasty lead and lithium batteries, which DO wear out whereas air tanks don't.

Dad knows this and he wishes he had the money to start a company that put all the peices of the puzzle together and allowed folk to safely and cheaply go off grid.

And, the band played on, and Thom kept chanting that mantra, "get out there, get involved", ie, go thou, and be filled...and buy my book on "cracking the code" hahahaha, naw Tommy Boy

I wonder if I'm on thin ice, about to have my first amendment rights jerked off here. Maybe Thom will pull all this up this weekend, and we'll play poker face when he comes in on Monday to see if he's getting rested up for what Satatn and I have prepared for him muuhaaaahaa

Early Cuyler, squidbillys main character "Gaahhhd it never gets old, woo-haa!"


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