Everybody says you don't have bootstraps, they lie. You can't put out the bitter fruit and expect win friends and influence people. Being friendly is just a naturally good habit and combined with your brilliant intellect, which I know you have, you create SPIRITUAL EMPALTHY, which is a force multiplier of your success. So put on a happy face, and go get them Tiger, the only thing holding you back is Thom sending you up against Walmart. What a total waste of time.
Peace, not struggle, pay your fair share of taxes and don't grumble about it., and you and I, we'll be so happy :-)