It's a toupe'
9%
It's combed from the back to the front
23%
It's combed from the front to the back
3%
It's not hair - it's a born-again weasel!
35%
It's a cleverly disguised pigeon from the planet Zenu
30%

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Will_the_Piano_Guy 15 years 19 weeks ago

The reason Trump's toupe' looks so freaky is Trump is hiding President Obama's birth certificate under it.

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christopherseattle 15 years 19 weeks ago

Add to the poll, 6. Well coiffed Onion loaf.

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Archangel 15 years 19 weeks ago

Personally, I think it's a headcrab.

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BillCherryJr 15 years 19 weeks ago

Animal rights activist everywhere should protest the use of Zenubian pigeons as hairpieces.

dianhow 15 years 19 weeks ago

Trumps ego is even bigger than Limbaugh's And That's no small feat ! Anyone who falls for Trump's so called run is a chump - gullible, ignorant or all three

Geraldine Rieman 15 years 19 weeks ago

I heard that he has "weave" in it too to make it thicker. With all of his money, you would think he could afford Propecia or Rogaine, or a hair transplant rather than be this ridiculous.

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susyc56 15 years 19 weeks ago

Yeah! How low does the Donald have to go to start that combover? How low can he go? How low can he go? Why, Trump trumps up his combover from his teabags! Makes those high collar dress shirts come in real handy.....

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John Defalque 15 years 19 weeks ago

You forgot spray club for men, maybe it's herpes, could be minoxodil or mildew.Looks kind of like long hoary mould spores.Incurable shingles, Spanish moss, cobwebs, flaccid cotton candy floss, acrylic from a hospital troll doll-I think that's what Ernest Angsley had or was it a Jesus World Complex?Could be fibreglass insulation, dyed of course.Zorb-eeze or Scam now fibres?Chia pet sprouts, dyed of course.Whipped cream, leftover shaving cream, combed over back hair, Taj Ma-Helmet, Slump Showers, he's not just having a bad hair day-he's having a bad hair life.Dog pet dander, shedding from a Snuggie, static captured dust bunnies, Chucky doll head plugs,brillo pads, rock wool or silver tarnish cleaning fibres, soiled Depends stuffing, or laundry trap lint.I think we need to send in Gus Gruesome and the CSI fibre investigation team.He needs to tell his hairstylist that he's fired!

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