It's a toupe'
9%
It's combed from the back to the front
23%
It's combed from the front to the back
3%
It's not hair - it's a born-again weasel!
35%
It's a cleverly disguised pigeon from the planet Zenu
30%



The reason Trump's toupe' looks so freaky is Trump is hiding President Obama's birth certificate under it.
Add to the poll, 6. Well coiffed Onion loaf.
Personally, I think it's a headcrab.
Animal rights activist everywhere should protest the use of Zenubian pigeons as hairpieces.
Trumps ego is even bigger than Limbaugh's And That's no small feat ! Anyone who falls for Trump's so called run is a chump - gullible, ignorant or all three
I heard that he has "weave" in it too to make it thicker. With all of his money, you would think he could afford Propecia or Rogaine, or a hair transplant rather than be this ridiculous.
Yeah! How low does the Donald have to go to start that combover? How low can he go? How low can he go? Why, Trump trumps up his combover from his teabags! Makes those high collar dress shirts come in real handy.....
You forgot spray club for men, maybe it's herpes, could be minoxodil or mildew.Looks kind of like long hoary mould spores.Incurable shingles, Spanish moss, cobwebs, flaccid cotton candy floss, acrylic from a hospital troll doll-I think that's what Ernest Angsley had or was it a Jesus World Complex?Could be fibreglass insulation, dyed of course.Zorb-eeze or Scam now fibres?Chia pet sprouts, dyed of course.Whipped cream, leftover shaving cream, combed over back hair, Taj Ma-Helmet, Slump Showers, he's not just having a bad hair day-he's having a bad hair life.Dog pet dander, shedding from a Snuggie, static captured dust bunnies, Chucky doll head plugs,brillo pads, rock wool or silver tarnish cleaning fibres, soiled Depends stuffing, or laundry trap lint.I think we need to send in Gus Gruesome and the CSI fibre investigation team.He needs to tell his hairstylist that he's fired!